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A Bedtime Story
Last night before bed I get "my friend" and I proceed to try and tell the Hubs all about it. To which he replies, you know I don't want to know about that stuff.
We go to sleep around 10:30. Sound asleep.
12:30 I am suddenly awakened by a crying BG at my side of the bed. I ask her what is wrong but I can't make out what she is saying. I reach out and touch her and realize she is wet. I inform the Hubs that she wet the bed. I stumble to BG's room with her in the dark and can hear the Hubs getting out of bed too so he can come help. I am no more than in her room and I hear Hubs say, "Wait come back here. Something is all over the rug. Did you leak or something all over?" WHAT? I think. I go back to our room and again he asks me "You must have leaked all over, look." Sure enough there is a something on our carpeting. Me being the mom that I am pick up some of it to inspect it and inform the Hubs no way is this from me, trust me, I would know. Baffled because we are still half asleep and not thinking clearly we walk to BG's room to discover that she hadn't wet the bed but instead there was puke everywhere. Her entire dinner. We strip the bed, Hubs gives her a quick bath and then we remake the bed. Hubs and I head back to bed and try to go back to sleep.
While laying there, I inform the hubs that even though he doesn't want to know about these kinds of things, that if one day by chance my period does consist of partially digested chicken we have got some serious trouble.
(Oh and yes she continued to puke. So today I have about 4 loads of bedding to wash. Aren't you jealous :-)
35 comments:
Oh poor thing! Hope she gets to feeling better!
Awwww poor thing!! I couldn't help but laugh at the end though when you told your husband you are in trouble if there is chicken in your period. LOL.
EWWW. Hilarious that hubs thought it was you-what was he thinking? I hope the little doll feels better soon!
Hope noone else gets it.
And there would be a problem if that came from you.
Funny but not so.
Smiles!
Digested chicken...gross.
And, I sure hope she's feeling better!
One of my least favorite events of childhood - the nighttime puking everywhere event.
Hope she feels better soon!
awe, hope she is feeling better!
Yes, that would be a serious problem. I love that that was his first assumption - you must have leaked. Men!! They are clueless.
I hope your little one is feeling better.
YUK!! I hope your sweetie pie feels better soon. As to the friend, (Aunt Flo) if I ever find chunks of chicken in it, I'll freak....LOL
I hope BG feel better soon.. Like you wouldn't know you were leaking out chicken..lol men!
haha i was like leaking.. are u PG or something? lol
something MUST be in the air!!!!! thankfully enough K didnt throw up anymore. guess she didnt like the chicken she ate for lunch ;-)
Maybe she picked up a virus from CHUCK E. CHEESE....................just kidding, thought id just freak u out ;-)
Oh. My. Goodness.
That's just awful.
But, honey, I've been there, too. Isn't that just a spectacular part of motherhood? They should put it in the brochures.
Really. ;D
Well, I hope today your little one feels better. (and you, too!)
- Julia at Midwest Moms
Okay, how wrong is it that I snort-laughed through this whole post...awww, poor BG, I wasn't laughing at that at all...but it's just...
Yeah, the leakage of chicken parts. Hehehe...if you want him to listen to you about things like that you've got to convince him that before those chicken parts leaked out of YOU, they came from HIM. That'll make him pay attention. BWAHAHAHA...
And now I suppose you think I'm the grossest person ever. And you might be right. But at least I don't have a period anymore. YAY! :)
Feel better, BG Sweetie...
LMAO!! Chunky periods, lol.
I had a puker yesterday. Thankfully by bedtime she was done. Though her carseat got covered in it and i had just washed the darn thing last week.
Oh poor BJ. I hope she feels better soon. Too funny about your hubby.
Aaaaaah men! What to do with them?
Oh wow. I can't believe you picked it up!
Hope everyone feels better soon!
M
How funny!
Men are just clueless sometimes. The hubs will not allow me to speak of a period. However, he now has three girls in the house. WAIT until they are grown and we ALL THREE have periods. Fun times for him.
Yes I'm SO jealous of the laundry. NOT! I would totally just throw the sheets away and buy new ones. That's what I do sometimes. Throw away and just buy new. Haha! SHH! Don't tell the hubs.
Oh poor baby! I hope she feels better soon. And yep I would say if your period starts to consisist of partially digested chicken chunks you really do have bigger problems. LOL!!
I was reading your bedtime story to my daughters (cause parts WERE funny...I know you aren't laughing)
All my daughters could say was oh, poor BG! I, we hope she is feeling better!
Sorry for all the laundry, it brings back fond (NOT) memories of those days when my girls were little.
Ga-roooose! Of course my mind is sitting here thinking of what Hubby was saying. Could you not smell the puke?
Poor BG, hope she is feeling better and hope you got caught up on all the laundry.
;)
I chuckled at what your husband said. Men can be so smart sometimes, huh?! Is she feeling better yet?
poor baby....hope she is better soon!
LMAO. I'm sorry, I'm not laughing at your poor baby who got sick...but about the remark about there being an issue if chicken came from you. LOL.
Poor BG! I hope she is feeling better today and that you don't end up with even more laundry to do. You conversation with the hubby was funny though.
We are just getting over this puking virus. HELL ON EARTH. Good luck!
Let me just tell you... I am having a horrible day. I stumbled upon your blog, I think you commented on mine way back when... but anyway, I digress. You have made me laugh out loud today. THANK YOU! O- I feel awful your sweetie is sick and even more so that you had to clean it up. The "hubs". I love it and am still laughing. Thank you!
Oh no. Poor baby and poor Mama! Let's hope she feels better STAT!
You poor thing! I'd have run away to join the circus!
Oh, brings back fond memories. I had the Projectile Vomiting Child. Oooooohhhhh...sounds like a good name for a post, huh?
Puking has got to be the worst thing ever - and having a kid puke is even worse. Poor girl!
Have fun with all that laundry! ;)
Poor thing and poor you! Hope she gets to feeling better soon.
Yes that is serious trouble. I always love your posts. You make me laugh even when it is something that normally would just get my sympathy. I hope all is well soon. BTW where ARE you.midwest I know but just curious where in the mudwest. If everyone there is as funny as you I'm signing up
Oh, bless her little heart! I hope she is getting better. Your hubs is too funny. 'You leaked...', he makes it sound as if you are a leaky faucet.
EWWWWW That is the part of motherhood I DON'T miss. And yes...if your monthly visitor includes any chicken parts....You should seek medical help immediately rofl
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