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Not Me! Monday
This weekend I did not walk around for over 30 minutes at the store with my top unbuttoned and my nursing bra showing. I did not get embarrassed when I realized that was why that young cute boy was gawking at me for so long and not because I was sporting the MILF look. Nothing says HOT like some leaky boobs!
Then I did not walk around aimlessly trying to find a package of pads. And when I finally found a woman to ask I was not embarrassed when she had no idea what I was talking about and only got louder when I tried explaining it to her.
"Can you tell me where the pads are?"
"Huh, PADS??"
"You know tampons"
"Huh, TAMPONS?"
You know tampons/pads?"
"What's it?, TAMPONS/PADS?"
Ladies, don't we all know what a tampon is (and yes she spoke English). So I was not sent to the opposite side of the store to the jewelry department. Tampon = Jewlery??
Then, I did not try to purchased a new nursing bra only to get up to the register and have it not be in the system. Nothing says HOT like the cashier holding up your very large nursing bra for the store to see when she asks the guy what the price is.
Next time I am just going to keep my hotness to myself and stay home :-)
23 comments:
Very funny! A bit embarrassing, but funny. Thanks for sharing! I love "not me monday"
ohhhh. so sorry about that. but it makes for a very funny not me monday story. LOVED IT!
Oh geez... what at nightmare! I'm glad you found the humor in it for the rest of us to enjoy at your expense! haha
lol,(sorry)thanks! I thank God I don't have to deal with that anymore...
Leaky boobs! I don't know anything about that! You are funny! Welcome aboard!
CountryMom (Suzanne)
Oh dear! What planet was that woman from??? Maybe she went crazy from working on Black Friday-- it fried her brain. Its a good thing you can laugh at it now.
Dropping by from SITS. Have a great day!
Oh my...that is one heck of a shopping adventure....how did she not know what tampons are? That's just bizarre!!
awe, you poor thing!
Oh MY god! LOL! I cant help but laugh!!
I am so sorry that happened to you and I did not laugh at the story while reading it. Found you through MckMama!!!
~Elyse~
Snort! Sorry, not laughing at you...okay, yes, YES I am!
Oh you poor girl! How awful. Glad you can laugh at it all now. :)
oh. dear.
you made me giggle.
found your through mckmama
What? You don't wear tampons around your neck?
oh.
LOL I have had this moment..but I don't have the good sense to e embarrassed anymore and even my milk big titties are not so big. I'm lucky they even make nurses bras this small!!
Oh, no!
I hope you are laughing now...because, well, it's pretty funny! Tampons and jewelry are totally the same thing!
Totally been there with the unbuttoned top .. had my Halloween costume dress buttons bust under the strain of my .. well, bust .. one year. I wondered why no one would look me in the eye.
What WAS up with that lady? How do you get through life as a woman without knowing what a tampon is? My goodness..
Poor mama. I hope you found your jewelry - I mean pads:)
I've walked around Target with my shirt unbuttoned too. However I had a little ranch dressing in my hair from lunch to go along with the showing of my tits. Fun times. I feel better that something similar has happened to other people. I'm NOT a freak.
Oh my heck... love this post... not that you lived it, but that your wrote about it! :)
OMG...did that chick have a brain?!?! Don't you sometimes feel like you're talking to someone and they're hearing Chinese or some foreign language, when you know good well, you're speaking English!?
Hi...Just visting from SITS and checking out your blog. Had to say, this story had me cracking up.
lol tooo funny! men are mental
LOL!!!! i want to see you sporting those tampon earrings, lol.
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