Tuesday, July 29, 2008

What do you DO all day?

5:45 LM crying-bring him into bed with us

6:00 Alarm starts going off

6:35 After 3 snooze buttons we finally get up

6:36 Change LM and get him dressed for the day

6:40- Wash face, put some makeup, throw some clothes on

6:45 Begin making hubs breakfast, lunch and coffee

7:15 Put LM in jumperoo and go move cars with hubs

7:18 Come back in to find LM jumperoo'd poo all over the place (This is when I decided to break out the camera because it was going to be one of THOSE mornings.)
















7:19 While I was getting towels Max the puggle beat me to it and ate the poo (gross! and yes he does this strange Elvis lip/tooth thing)
















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7:22 Take LM upstairs, stripped him down to his diaper, rechange his diaper and wipe him down with babywipes. Note-Those were brand new socks that he had just gotten poo all over.











7:28 Load washing machine with LM's outfit and jumperoo seat

















7:30 Feed LM 6 oz.

7:40 Begin pumping (sorry no pics of this!)

7:45 LM freaking out because the site of my pumping makes him hungry again.














7:46 Feed LM 3 more oz.

7:50 Begin pumping again (sorry still no pictures)
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8:05 Finish pumping and start cleaning up

8:06 This is when I first look at the clock and realize, "Good God Almighty, it is only 8:06!"

And then BG screamed "I gotta go pee"

And this is why sometimes when 5:30 pm rolls around the floors aren't swept, the carpet isn't vaccuumed, the clothes aren't washed...because I never know what each daywill bring.

I need a vacation. ((SIGH))

14 comments:

Christy said...

That sounds about like my day. I need a vacation too. These damn children are driving me bonkers!

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

Jumperoo'd poo? Is it sad that that sounds cute? And the puggle at the poo?

Nasty!!

Hallie

Jenn said...

I just love days like that...NOT ! The dog ...yuck ,why do some dogs do that ?

Ry said...

Your dogs poo tooth is about the funniest thing I've seen all week. Oh, and jumperoo'd poo. Hilarious!

Krystyn said...

You made me tired! Such is the life of a mom, right? Poo, clean, feed, pump, repeat!

Stacie said...

awe....poor thing...love the post though, very funny (especially since this isn't MY morning) :D

jennyonthespot said...

Oh sister... Though we are through the exploding diaper stage... My heart goes out. I remember one time I told my single, 50+ year-old uncle that I started a garden... he said, "Oh that's nice - it goves you something to do."

Yeah. Sometimes you gotta take pics because it is just so unbelievable!

PS - the Baby Borrowers pic - hilarious!

Heather @ A Boy, A Girl, A Pug said...

We have a pug and yep, she does the same darn thing!

Don't you just love days like these?

I suppose we shoul savor them though. One day they will be all grown up.

First time to your blog. I love it. I am adding you to my reader pronto!!

amanda said...

oh i have so had this day.

again and again.

but you never seem truly prepared for it do you??

hoping the afternoon goes better :)

calicobebop said...

Vacation-schmacation! Sounds like it's time for valium to me. :)

Though it's been a while, I sympathize with your rough morning.

Also, Elvis-poo dog is awesome. Gross or not, it's hilarious.

Tiffany said...

Love the pics!!! :)

a lovely disturbance said...

You too someday will not have to change diapers.

Really.

Hang in there!

Jenn said...

I just seen you added me , I'm going to add you right now!

ummmhello said...

Ha! Jumparoo'd poo!
Sounds like you DO need a vacation. One where someone else takes care of the kids!
My dog does the little Elvis thing, too :)

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