What do you DO all day?
5:45 LM crying-bring him into bed with us
6:00 Alarm starts going off
6:35 After 3 snooze buttons we finally get up
6:36 Change LM and get him dressed for the day
6:40- Wash face, put some makeup, throw some clothes on
6:45 Begin making hubs breakfast, lunch and coffee
7:15 Put LM in jumperoo and go move cars with hubs
7:18 Come back in to find LM jumperoo'd poo all over the place (This is when I decided to break out the camera because it was going to be one of THOSE mornings.)
7:19 While I was getting towels Max the puggle beat me to it and ate the poo (gross! and yes he does this strange Elvis lip/tooth thing)
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7:22 Take LM upstairs, stripped him down to his diaper, rechange his diaper and wipe him down with babywipes. Note-Those were brand new socks that he had just gotten poo all over.


7:28 Load washing machine with LM's outfit and jumperoo seat
7:30 Feed LM 6 oz.
7:40 Begin pumping (sorry no pics of this!)
7:45 LM freaking out because the site of my pumping makes him hungry again.

7:46 Feed LM 3 more oz.
7:50 Begin pumping again (sorry still no pictures)
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8:05 Finish pumping and start cleaning up
8:06 This is when I first look at the clock and realize, "Good God Almighty, it is only 8:06!"
And then BG screamed "I gotta go pee"
And this is why sometimes when 5:30 pm rolls around the floors aren't swept, the carpet isn't vaccuumed, the clothes aren't washed...because I never know what each daywill bring.
I need a vacation. ((SIGH))










14 comments:
That sounds about like my day. I need a vacation too. These damn children are driving me bonkers!
Jumperoo'd poo? Is it sad that that sounds cute? And the puggle at the poo?
Nasty!!
Hallie
I just love days like that...NOT ! The dog ...yuck ,why do some dogs do that ?
Your dogs poo tooth is about the funniest thing I've seen all week. Oh, and jumperoo'd poo. Hilarious!
You made me tired! Such is the life of a mom, right? Poo, clean, feed, pump, repeat!
awe....poor thing...love the post though, very funny (especially since this isn't MY morning) :D
Oh sister... Though we are through the exploding diaper stage... My heart goes out. I remember one time I told my single, 50+ year-old uncle that I started a garden... he said, "Oh that's nice - it goves you something to do."
Yeah. Sometimes you gotta take pics because it is just so unbelievable!
PS - the Baby Borrowers pic - hilarious!
We have a pug and yep, she does the same darn thing!
Don't you just love days like these?
I suppose we shoul savor them though. One day they will be all grown up.
First time to your blog. I love it. I am adding you to my reader pronto!!
oh i have so had this day.
again and again.
but you never seem truly prepared for it do you??
hoping the afternoon goes better :)
Vacation-schmacation! Sounds like it's time for valium to me. :)
Though it's been a while, I sympathize with your rough morning.
Also, Elvis-poo dog is awesome. Gross or not, it's hilarious.
Love the pics!!! :)
You too someday will not have to change diapers.
Really.
Hang in there!
I just seen you added me , I'm going to add you right now!
Ha! Jumparoo'd poo!
Sounds like you DO need a vacation. One where someone else takes care of the kids!
My dog does the little Elvis thing, too :)
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